Featuring
Senior Investigator Greg Lestrade
Senior Investigator Sherlock Holmes
Junior Investigator Sally Donovan
Junior Investigator Molly Hooper
Case Specialist John Watson
IT Specialist Jim Moriarty

ROLAND KERR FURTHER EDUCATION COLLEGE
Featuring
Senior Investigator Greg Lestrade Senior Investigator Sherlock Holmes Junior Investigator Sally Donovan Junior Investigator Molly Hooper Case Specialist John Watson IT Specialist Jim Moriarty Assistant Case Specialist Sarah Sawyer
THE FIRST FULL-LENGTH EPISODE… EVER!
Featuring
Senior Investigator Greg Lestrade
Senior Investigator Sherlock Holmes
Junior Investigator Sally Donovan
Junior Investigator Molly Hooper
Case Specialist John Watson
IT Specialist Jim Moriarty

Paranormal Consulting Offices, Interior, SUNDAY 4 DECEMBER 2011
The team bickers comfortably in their usual spots when ANTHEA walks in the front door, typing on her Blackberry. All action comes to a halt as the team waits.
SHERLOCK: What are you doing here?
ANTHEA: Mr. Holmes instructed me to inform you that Mrs. Turner’s hairdressers are getting married.
There is a long moment of silence, and then:
MOLLY: Oh—
JIM: Fuck—
LESTRADE: No.
All at once every member of the team gathers their things and rushes out of the office. ANTHEA is last to leave, turning off lights and locking the door behind her.
END SEASON 1
Paranormal Consulting Offices, Interior, FRIDAY 2 DECEMBER 2011
SARAH leaves the office, waving goodbye to JOHN. JOHN walks hesitantly to the front desk, where LESTRADE is still sprawled out in the chair in front of the desk.
LESTRADE: Anything?
JOHN: (sits down and checks email) Well, there’s one…
LESTRADE: (jumps up and careens around desk) Really?
JOHN sits silently as LESTRADE leans over his shoulder to read the email. Then he abruptly stands, pushes LESTRADE against the wall, and snogs him silly.
JOHN: (pulls back) Want to have dinner?
LESTRADE: Uh. Yeah?
JOHN: Good. (goes back to snogging LESTRADE silly)
SALLY: (off screen) Oh, you fucker.
Clink Prison, Entrance, FRIDAY 21 OCTOBER 2011
SALLY and MOLLY argue while JIM sets up equipment.
SALLY: Yes, all right, but you have to consider how dangerous they are, like if they jam or something—
MOLLY: The same can be said for if your car breaks down! Have a backup, yes, but—
SALLY: Your aim is abysmal, Kitten. You can’t hit the wall with a hair band.
MOLLY: But I’d be better swinging a bat? Skulls are actually bone, you know. Difficult to crush!
JIM: Look, a zombie apocalypse isn’t even feasible—
SALLY and MOLLY: Shut up!
Excerpt from interview: TUESDAY 23 AUGUST 2011
LESTRADE: The idea is that an entity draws energy from what’s around it, and heat is energy. So if it gets cold suddenly, an entity may be drawing that energy from the air around it.
SHERLOCK: Or, you know, there’s a draft.
LESTRADE: (sets jaw) Which is why you have to rule out drafts.
SHERLOCK: Or just take the excuse to warm your hands in someone else’s trousers.
LESTRADE: But only if they’re warm in the first place.
SHERLOCK: Well, obviously. Otherwise what’s the point?
Talbot Hotel, Exterior, SATURDAY 12 NOVEMBER 2011
The team is gathering equipment from the vans.
SALLY: Why are you bringing an umbrella?
MYCROFT: I have no desire to be showered in ectoplasm.
SALLY: That has literally never happened.
MYCROFT: One can never be too prepared.
Paranormal Consulting Offices, Interior, THURSDAY 15 SEPTEMBER 2011
LESTRADE, SHERLOCK, SALLY, JOHN, and MOLLY are gathered around MRS. HUDSON, displaying different levels of horror, incredulity, and interest as they eat ginger biscuits.
MRS HUDSON: —and then there’s the Popobawa, from Zanzibar, and let me tell you—
LESTRADE: (aside) Are you taking notes?
SHERLOCK: This is fascinating.
SALLY: You are such a freak.